So I finally got around to updating this thing

About three years overdue, I finally got around to updating my website. I could make excuses, but they'd all sound pretty lame anyways. So... uhm, enjoy the refreshingly new content. Heck, I might even update this site once in a while. :)

Well, for some unknown reason you stumbled upon my website. This probably wasn't the best decision you've made but as long as you're here, why don't you sit down, take off your fuzzy bunny slippers, and try out my well worn-in reclining chair?

My website has no specific purpose, no product to sell, no radical political agenda to market subliminally to your unsuspecting mind. In fact, there aren't even annoying advertisements or pop-ups here. Please enjoy the refreshingly white pages and casually ignore the facts, photos, and dustballs I have collected here. This website is just a menagerie of things about me, my friends, my life, and the things I do with my spare time.

If you don't know who I am... well, I'm Mike Kieloch and I'm your tour guide today. More accurately, if you don't know who I am... well, you probably won't find any of this interesting at all. Browse these pages, peer into my rather average life, and try to hold back the fits of laughter.

If you have any questions, comments, concerns, suggestions, flames, law suits, warrants for arrest, or notices of eviction you can always email me.